11/30/1874 - 01/24/1965
British politician and Nobel Prize Laureate
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that
have been tried.
Before we proceed further let us get one thing clear. Are we talking about the brown
Indians in India, who have multiplied alarmingly under the benevolent British rule? Or are
we speaking of the red Indians in America who, I understand, are almost extinct?
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of
meeting me is another matter.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
I do not see any other way of realizing our hopes about World Organization in five or six
days. Even the Almighty took seven.
To Franklin Roosevelt on the likely duration of the Yalta conference with Stalin.
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30,
and is not a conservative, has no brains.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glowworm.
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons
singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Politics are almost as exciting as war and quite as dangerous. In war you can only be killed
once, but in politics - many times.
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